Ban the Mosquito!

Sir Albert Aynsley-Green, the Children's Commissioner for England, wants to ban the Mosquito. Not the insect, but the high-frequency device designed to annoy young people so they don't congregate in one area.

"These devices are indiscriminate and target all children and young people, including babies, regardless of whether they are behaving or misbehaving," Sir Al told the BBC. "The use of measures such as these are simply demonising children and young people, creating a dangerous and widening divide between the young and the old."